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A Wondrous Device

Description

This is a snake plant sized (90 cm), Nyanza colored family heirloom. It's vaguely jug shaped and made from riftmetal. It smells vaguely of rotting fruit.

Usage

Contains or is a hilarious joke.

Background

This archaic oddment was discovered in The Federation of Unhuman Kingdoms on Terra.