[URGENT] The Archive has discovered a new Tephnian relic

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Liquid Tension Eats The Future

Era
Early Tephnian - In the advent of city-states and clean, abundant, energy systems, the societies of Terra came to be known as Tephnian. This era didn't produce as many warmachines as subsequent eras, but those of the time can often be identified by their use of rudimentary clank-stratum weaponry.
Appearance
Some kind of tank with at least three different sets of treads it can rotate through depending on what the situation calls for. The inflatable treads for waterwalking are particularly cute. It likewise has a rotating set of cannons that at first appear to be a singular mechanism for quickly firing many rounds, but in actuality take quite a lot of time to switch between barrels (and load the right ammunition for each). The appearance and the young effeminate voice of this model have lead to them being colloquially known as "Tank-hime" by historians and perverts alike.
Personality
Wishy-washy. Handles all situations in one of two ways: decides upon a course of action immediately, then second guesses the decision over and over, or takes entirely too much time weighing the pros and cons of each possible action.
Weapons
Subroutine "Whack a mole", an array of tendrils that dig into the ground and branch out in every direction. Capable of popping up from below anywhere within its range and launching a jaw full of jagged teeth somewhat resembling a bear trap that branches off a tendril.
Weirdest Function
Engages a ragdoll protocol that it will not exit for two months (unless the execution is interrupted by an error, memory leak, or virus).

Scores

COM
d10
MOV
d12
REA
d20
WIL
d20
CHA
d20
HEA
20
GRT
55
DR
2