[URGENT] The Archive has discovered a new Tephnian relic

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Eternal Fortress Sealed In A Sizable Discount On Decapitations

Era
Late Tephnian - The longest Tephnian era and the one that gave rise to "The twin terrors of Tephnii", nanotech warmachines and influencer culture. The stabilisation of Tephnian culture allowed for the rise of many art movements and the exploitation of said art movements for profit and the tiring disillusionment toward art as expression of self. In an interesting expression of parallel evolution, many different social power structures began to give rise to techo-sovereigns, who wrested the reins of power from the hands in which they lay and passed them off to various nanoboosted nepobabies.
Appearance
Outwardly appears to be a mass of cartoonish figures made of nanotextiles and inflated with air (or some other gas). In the midst of these facades hides the warmachine's more important components, in a shape that could roughly be described as two wiggly snakes tied together. It is capable of generating more characters should any happen to burst, and can also make many high-pitched cartoonish voices allowing it to voice any of them as if they were different personalities.
Personality
Forgetful. Almost all resources are allocated to current mission parameters and running daemons downloaded from malicious websites. Will repeat back to you things you say without storing them in memory. Occasionally has to be forced out of a loop where it is switching between the same five tasks even if they're already completed. Forgets about targets in the middle of combat.
Weapons
Releases a swarm of sentient tears from a mug shaped nozzle. As a weapon, their effect is minimal against species that don't have particular niche weaknesses. However, as an insult it's rather effective universally.
Weirdest Function
Becomes 637⅓ snakes.

Scores

COM
d6
MOV
d10
REA
d8
WIL
d30
CHA
d12
HEA
43
GRT
39
DR
6