[URGENT] The Archive has discovered a new Tephnian relic

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Eternal Fortress Consuming Fleshly Bounds

Era
Early Tephnian - In the advent of city-states and clean, abundant, energy systems, the societies of Terra came to be known as Tephnian. This era didn't produce as many warmachines as subsequent eras, but those of the time can often be identified by their use of rudimentary clank-stratum weaponry.
Appearance
By design, looks like a harmless Terran animal of Tephnian times (thought to be long extinct now). Capable of imitating that animal's distinctive mewling, it rarely communicates in any other manner. But when it does, many are shocked to find its actual speaking voice is a monotonous bass.
Personality
Forgetful. Almost all resources are allocated to current mission parameters and running daemons downloaded from malicious websites. Will repeat back to you things you say without storing them in memory. Occasionally has to be forced out of a loop where it is switching between the same five tasks even if they're already completed. Forgets about targets in the middle of combat.
Weapons
Satellite-linked to an orbital cannon that can fire a beam with surface-level devastation roughly equivalent to a volcanic eruption, but can be fine tuned all the way down to a needle-point that will pierce a planet on one side and come out the other. A complicated weapon for even a warmachine to use, as an activation command has to be routed through a daisy-chain of interstellar satellites resulting in severe and variable time lag, and as there is just one cannon it's not always positioned in the correct orbit for the desired target.
Weirdest Function
Will sporadically initiate a countdown then loudly declare the execution of "Jackpot Mode", which performs a pull in a random gacha game.

Scores

COM
d6
MOV
d12
REA
d8
WIL
d20
CHA
d30
HEA
26
GRT
46
DR
3