- Era
- Ska Tephnian - A sub-era of High Tephnian, Ska Tephnian was driven by a relatively faithful reconstruction of ancient ska culture, resulting in technology that strongly resembles other High Tephnian era workmanship, but holds a strong two-tone aesthetic. The only notable misunderstanding is the plurality of arms, cranes, claws, spatulae, and scoops intended for picking things up. Early scholars of Tephnian history often mistook these warmachines for agricultural tools, a mistake that was later disproven, then later again found to have been partially true after all.
- Appearance
- A towering spire with many appendages. All of them hold a different household item and/or weapon, save for one empty hand that is used to greet, dissuade, and admonish. At first it appears incapable of movement, but actually can slowly skitter on thousands and thousands of tiny legs. Speaks with an electronic but raspy voice.
- Personality
- Regular hungry. Must maintain a sizable intake of fuel at all times. Sometimes shows disinterest in tasks it should be intended for if there is no material gain involved, or if its current fuel reserves are too low to work efficiently. Occasionally becomes slothful.
- Weapons
- From an appendage produces a water cannon capable of firing orbs of almost ice cold water that combine with a flash-heating substance on impact to cause a large steam explosion.
- Weirdest Function
- Plays a propaganda reel about peace, love, thoughts, prayers, unity, meritocracy, and the moral obligation to kill all gods.
Scores
- COM
- d6
- MOV
- d20
- REA
- d12
- WIL
- d20
- CHA
- d30
- HEA
- 12
- GRT
- 73
- DR
- 1