[URGENT] The Archive has discovered a new Tephnian relic

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Unassuming Dove Dreading A Sizable Discount On Decapitations

Era
Early Tephnian - In the advent of city-states and clean, abundant, energy systems, the societies of Terra came to be known as Tephnian. This era didn't produce as many warmachines as subsequent eras, but those of the time can often be identified by their use of rudimentary clank-stratum weaponry.
Appearance
A towering spire with many appendages. All of them hold a different household item and/or weapon, save for one empty hand that is used to greet, dissuade, and admonish. At first it appears incapable of movement, but actually can slowly skitter on thousands and thousands of tiny legs. Speaks with an electronic but raspy voice.
Personality
Warm, curt. Will rarely interrupt a conversation, especially if everyone seems to be enjoying themselves. Will always try to spare people's feelings, even when destroying their bodies.
Weapons
Subroutine "Whack a mole", an array of tendrils that dig into the ground and branch out in every direction. Capable of popping up from below anywhere within its range and launching a jaw full of jagged teeth somewhat resembling a bear trap that branches off a tendril.
Weirdest Function
Dyes everything in the area with black ink. The ink cannot be removed by any conventional means. It's unclear what it's made of.

Scores

COM
d8
MOV
d20
REA
d8
WIL
d30
CHA
d20
HEA
21
GRT
65
DR
1