[URGENT] The Archive has discovered a new Tephnian relic

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Dulcet Pull Consuming A Silibant Hiss

Era
Late Tephnian - The longest Tephnian era and the one that gave rise to "The twin terrors of Tephnii", nanotech warmachines and influencer culture. The stabilisation of Tephnian culture allowed for the rise of many art movements and the exploitation of said art movements for profit and the tiring disillusionment toward art as expression of self. In an interesting expression of parallel evolution, many different social power structures began to give rise to techo-sovereigns, who wrested the reins of power from the hands in which they lay and passed them off to various nanoboosted nepobabies.
Appearance
Outwardly appears to be a mass of cartoonish figures made of nanotextiles and inflated with air (or some other gas). In the midst of these facades hides the warmachine's more important components, in a shape that could roughly be described as two wiggly snakes tied together. It is capable of generating more characters should any happen to burst, and can also make many high-pitched cartoonish voices allowing it to voice any of them as if they were different personalities.
Personality
Helpful (misguided). Inclined to help its operator, system admin, or possibly just a random person. Will attempt to do so without rest. Does not have a clear understanding of what a person's needs are or how the world works, but is willing to extrapolate some assumptions from incomplete data.
Weapons
A rotary dart gun capable of firing 600 sleeping darts per minute in a saturation attack. Although the darts are small enough for an organic sentient to resist their oneirogenic effect through force of will, the rate of fire makes it unlikely that a target will receive less than a lethal dose.
Weirdest Function
Overwrites every local camera feed with a stream of marsupials eating a thick leaf. The stream has weird sound effects and is a popular meme from some provincial culture.

Scores

COM
d8
MOV
d12
REA
d12
WIL
d20
CHA
d20
HEA
22
GRT
57
DR
5